“Elftrek”
The crew of The Corporation ship Big Surprise are bored until they encounter a motel in outer space. A landing-team beam into The Oasis Motel. Some Woofriders are in a forest until they get sucked into a space portal which transports them to the Oasis Motel. The other people in the bar get angry at Spark and the rest of the landing-team but a brawl is averted by the arrival of the Woofriders. Bob Greggat tries to sell Thadeus Hoolittle a troublet. The Woofriders rampage around the bar in search of food. Woofriders see the troublet and loudly proclaim their intent to eat it.
“Enter: The Uncool Ass-Men (part 1 of 2)”
Short recap of Secret Doors (Dimension's first "publishing venture"). Thadeus Hoolittle is walking around the motel and encounters The Ass-Men. The Ass-Men start chasing Fraz and ignore Thadeus who tells them Fraz is just a bellhop. Marvelous Mule starts getting a headache and a shadowy figure peeks from behind a door that is open slightly and gloats that Mastermule will control Marvelous Mule into destroying The Ass-Men. The Ass-Men start running from Fraz when he appears with a machine gun and they retreat back the way they came until they encounter Bad Ass (the evil form of Marvelous Mule).
